Dick of The Week Cable news gasbag and Imus-licker Bo Dietl is reveling in his good fortune. The violent deaths of 10 people gave him the opportunity to show of his skills as a "profiler." Mr. Dietl (pronounced "Dildo") is quoted in the New York Times gloating, "it's like I picked the right team and won the World Series." Unfortunately, Mr. Dietl was even more inaccurate than he is repulsive: He predicted that the snipers were two "twerpy teens."