Roger's Required Reading

"Moses Wine and the Curious Incident of the C*** in The White-House," by Roger L. Simon

Grand Old Police Blotter: No, That's Too Obvious Edition

Surprisingly, someone was arrested in Michele Bachmann's office who wasn't Michele Bachmann.

WASHINGTON — A top aide to Republican Rep. Michelle [sic] Bachmann of Minnesota has been arrested by the U.S. Capitol Police and charged with theft.

Senior legislative aide Javier Sanchez, 37, of Virginia, was arrested Thursday after an investigation into a series of thefts in the Rayburn House Office Building, where Bachmann’s Washington office is located.

Bachmann spokesman Dan Kotman said Monday that Sanchez’s employment was terminated the following day.

“Any further questions should be directed to Capitol Police,” Kotman said.

Sanchez was charged with second-degree theft, indicating the stolen items were worth less than $1,000, according to Capitol Police spokesman Shennell Antrobus.

 I blame the vaccine.