Larry Elder Busts A Jig

Larry "Misdemeanor" Elder is not down with Senator John Kerry, because Kerry finds rap music interesting. Says Lar:

Despite "Jiggy Fly" Kerry's respect for "music" that, in some cases, calls women "bitches" and "hos," his message should be: "Hard work wins. You get out of life what you put into it. Avoid making bad moral mistakes. No matter how dire your circumstances, you have a moral obligation to attempt to better yourself. If your home lacks a good role model, seek out a teacher, relative, friend, member of the clergy, or neighborhood youth center or some other charitable or self-help organization."

Because you can't give that message, if you find rap music interesting. It's just not possible. But then Larry says that "'black America' ... continues to prosper" notwithstanding Kerry's affection for rap, so why the hell does Kerry have to give a responsibility lecture in the first place?

Larry also gives us the 411 on rap videos:

The jewelry-draped performers often bounce around with barely-dressed, jiggling women. The rappers rap about having sex, getting high or doing drugs -- often with a backdrop of a spacious mansion, equipped with swimming pool and Jacuzzi.

Damn, Larry, now you've spoiled the ending for me!

Larry also calls Kerry "Senator Dawg," confusing him with the junior senator from the Keystone State.