They Are Unanimous

The high mucky-mucks at the F.C.C. have assigned their agency the job of "investigating" Janet Jackson's areola and the threat it poses to the children of beer guzzling, impotent football fans.

What there is to investigate, I'm not sure.

A blank videotape will run them $2.99, which will leave them $292,957,997.01 to do something important, like investigate the growing concentration of media ownership.

Here's an article from last week which suggests that Mikey Powell wasn't always so concerned with regulating broadcast content. Of course, that was before 2/1. As we all know, 2/1 changed everything.