It's In An E-Mail, So It Must Be True

In order to keep up with the high journalistic standards of America's premiere conservative newsmagazine, Roger Ailes will publishing anonymous reader e-mails recounting our correspondents' personal second- and third-hand encounters with Republican politicians at their most arrogant, duplicitous and vile.

Did George Bush forget to flush when he visited your friend's house? Did Tom DeLay steal the towels at the hotel where your cousin works? Did you encounter Jonah Goldberg in a truck-stop restroom -- and live to tell the tale? E-mail us!

Don't worry about accuracy or accountability -- we don't care if you're telling the truth, and we promise to withold your name upon request. Hearsay? We love it! Can't think of a good story? Steal one from snopes.com! Plausibility is the only threshhold, so throw in some marginally convincing details and we'll play along. If it's good enough for Bill Buckley, it's good enough for Roger Ailes.

E-mail your anecdotes to rogerailes@fastmail.fm today. (Don't leave them in comments, you'll just lose credibility.)