Thursday, August 21, 2014

Fuh-KHEW! Gesundheit

The Teabaggers are being played by a high school senior
Kendra Turner, a senior at Dyer County HighSchool, said bless you to her classmate who sneezed and the teacher told her that the term was for church.
“She said that we’re not going to have godly speaking in her class and that’s when I said we have a constitutional right,” Turner told WMC.
When she defended her actions, the teacher told Turner to see an administrator. The student said that she had to finish the class period in in-school suspension.
The girl’s parents were told by school leaders that their daughter shouted “bless you” across the room and that it was a classroom distraction.
The predictable nailing of selves to crosses by the usual martyr queens ensued.

These bedwetters have either never attended a high school outside of their parents' basement or have never passed an i.q. test.  Or both. This particular wheeze has been around at least as long as there have been spoiled punks with limited imaginations and no hope of accomplishing anything in their lives.  

6 comments:

  1. Of course what's interesting is that the custom comes from the Medieval belief that when you sneezed your sole left your body and "bless you" was meant to keep a demon from stealing it. Kind of Papist.

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  2. Anonymous9:22 PM

    "we have a constitutional right,”

    Not to disrupt the classroom you don't.

    It's called "the smooth flow of education" and the kid doesn't get to choose what is or is not disruptive.

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  3. They want to be martyrs without actually being, you know, martyred.

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  4. Next up, spitballs are god's blessing!

    Also, subtly humming along with the air conditioner is a protected right under biblical law, and pretending to cough while you say the word "blowjob" is right there in the ten commandments.


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  5. Anonymous10:13 AM

    Or, as usual, they don't give a shit whether or not it's true, just how it feeds their worldview and their fundraising.

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