Let's Get Ready to Pantload

Jonah Goldberg fantasizes about the combat he somehow managed to avoid during the last twenty years of his life:

This could get very ugly. There are a lot of guys at CPAC who daydream about the Occupy types picking a fight with them.

The 'Load is linking to a super-secret insider report from a Heritage Foundation mole at Occupy/New Black Panther Party Aitch Cue.

Why a lot of guys at CPAC share their self-defense fantasies with Goldberg is nobody's guess.