Follow-Up Call

Rick, it's God.

Yes, God?

You know when I called and told you to run for President?

Yes, God.

It turns out that wasn't me.

Oh?

No, it was the pain killers.

Oh?

There's this thing called "side effects."

Side what?

When you fill a prescription, do you read the sheet that they give you with the pills?

Read what?

You're still on the painkillers, aren't you?

Yes, God.

Well, then, I'm afraid I can't help you.

No?

Just drop out of the race now.

But....

Trust me.

Uh....

Gotta go, Rick Santorum's on the other line. You'll get a kick out of this one. Just wait.