Glenn Beck Fakes Eye Problems

Doctor, my eyes have seen for years
And they've faked a lot of tears
I was lying
Now you have to understand
I have done all that I can
To be pure evil
Smear the good
My fat face smiling
You must help me
I can pay

Doctor, my eyes
I realize I was wrong
It was unwise
To blow smoke assward for so long

'Cause I polluted this whole world
As each slander I unfurled
And I pimped some gold fraud schemes
People swallowing my swill
I never gave a shit until
I started squinting
Karma sucks
Or so it seems

Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what you see
"Not a blind man on teevee"

Doctor, my eyes
I cannot see
Or spell
Is this my prize
Or just ironic as all hell