Nixon on Obama

Speaking into William Safire's sphincter from somewhere in Hell, Richard Nixon offers his opinion of President Obama:

Nixon worried that greater access to abortions would foster "permissiveness," and said that "it breaks the family." But he also saw a need for abortion in some cases, such as interracial pregnancies.

"There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white," he told an aide, before adding: "Or a rape."

Tricky Dick also gives a posthumous shout-out to Ben Stein:

At another point he said, "It may be they have a death wish. You know that's been the problem with our Jewish friends for centuries."

Dick is still the true voice of the Republican Party.