Warbloggers Become Teabaggers

Having won the occupation of Iraq from their comfort of their doublewides and their tenured positions at inexplicably accredited law schools, the Fighting Keyboarders are now attempting to rewage the Revolutionary War, or at least their third-grade-homeschooler understanding of it.

In Our Nation's Capital, the Teabaggers failed to draw as many people as would Stuart Pankin with his R.V. full of shoe inserts. At a convention for parapalegics.

And a great portion of those attending the D.C. Teabag-In showed at the "protest" were simply paid whores, like Sam Putzelbacher, who was shoved back into his steamer trunk after some photographs were taken.