Depends TV has a brilliant business model: After a three-day weekend with no content, give away nearly 3/4ths of your content for free -- with no advertising. Charge your paying suckers for an 18 minute video on social media, presented by a fucking chiropractor. Make the 3/4ths you give away so mind-numbingly awful that you couldn't pay people to watch it.

And make people pay for this.

All for only five dollars a month.