Roger Gets Results

As I always suspected, CNN comes to this blog for story ideas. Wolf Blitzer is simply an empty suit -- size XS -- without the assistance of yours truly. I heard NPR got some inspiration from me as well.

But seriously, you've got to admire Ron Paul's gift for incoherent bullshit (from the CNN link):

"Libertarians are incapable of being a racist [sic], because racism is a collectivist idea."

It's thinking like that that got Paul declared the winner of tonight's G.O.P. debate by a third of the FOX News viewers who know how to operate telephones.