Hollywood Fascism

Jason Apuzzo's dream of advancing from part-time photo processor at Sam's Club to dayshift cook at Carl's Jr. is on the line:

I'm sitting here right now holding my breath over a job which could change my life — which everyday this damned strike goes on means one more day where any one of the millions of things that kill these deals could happen.

Where's my waiver? Why can't I work?

The same reason you couldn't work for the last 6 years before the writers went on strike. You have no talent.