You gotta hand it to Huckleberry Fred. What this country needs is a drawling cracker who won't take any guff from a respected and respectful professional woman.

"Ahh 'haint a-gonna raise mah hyand this tahhhme. Ah'm too presidenchul for them thar shenanigans. Ahh 'haint a-gonna answer yew. [expectorates]"

And to think he's been practicing those lines for two months now.

Huckleberry should be worried that Alan Keyes is going to split the inbred dimwit vote.