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'Roids are all the rage:

Last night, BBC World News interviewed Bob Schiefer of CBS News about them.

John McCain was on ESPN's Mike and Mike show, talking about them.

Some baseball writer from USA Toady was on C-SPAN's Washington Journal, discussing a Congressional hearing on the topic, set for December 18.

My advice to Roger readers: Stay in school and don't do drugs. And watch out for users:

How can you tell if a friend is abusing steroids? Sometimes it's hard to tell. But there are signs you can look for. If your friend has one or more of the following warning signs, he or she may be abusing steroids:

For Guys:

Baldness
Development of breasts
Impotence

For Girls:

Growth of facial hair
Deepened voice
Breast reduction

Mickey Kaus and Hugh Hewitt -- J'accuse!