The Fairness Doctrine

Good news for disgraced plagiarist Mike Barnicle, Joe "Civility" Lieberman and boner-nosed mascot Howie Kurtz. The Beltway's favorite cracker and his pale male salon may be returning to the airwaves.

Some are predicting that the racist Imus will land at WABC, flagship station of radio racism and home of such klanjockeys as Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity.

It's nice to see that all shades of white bigotry are again welcome on our airwaves, just to keep our Beltway betters from becoming bored.