Stay Classy

The latest hero of the wankersphere is one Stanislav Shmulevich, a New Yorker who allegedly exercised his right to free speech by stealing copies of the Koran from a university facility and throwing them into a crapper.

The Little Green Fascists have given Stan his own commode at their hate site, and other rightwing corporphiliacs are declaring Stan's arrest the final step on the road to reconquista sharia. The self-pitying wingnuts are also upset that the reports on the story don't identify anyone they can fantasize about harassing, beating up or burying alive with pork products.

A fitting punishment for Stan would be to have him clean the toilets on a National Review cruise.

(No links to the hate sites.)