Ship of Tools

Says a woman who spends her time on a (presumably free) luxury cruise surfing the internet for links with which to bash presumed Democrats:

"Really, People, There Is More to Life Than Partisan Politics"

Meanwhile, cabin boy Rich Lowry takes the pulse of the 70-plus-plus vote and finds a clear victor:

"A very informal show of hands of a couple of hundred NR cruisers had Rudy in the lead pretty solidly, then Romney and Thompson close together, but with Mitt in second. I don't think McCain got one hand raised."

Sorry, Rudy, but we all know what happens when Little Richie calls a winner:

Update (7/31): First link corrected.