Roger's Got Talent

Or, more accurately, five talented and gifted bloggers have graciously agreed to post at this site while I'm on vacation, starting this weekend.

And don't worry, they've been throughly vetted. All five are Sustaining Contributors to the Metropolitan Opera. Several have been gay married, to either Ward Churchill or Rosie O'Donnell, no less.

Unlike me, they don't want to stab American troops in the back, but I did the best I could on short notice. Everyone else was at the Blame America First conference, anyway.

Once Mitt Romney gets wind of this Fabulous Five, he'll disown the Five Brothers faster than he can change positions on any issue you can name. You won't be disappointed, at least not until I return.