Madam, I'm Adam Smith

If I was the head of a conservative think tank, who would I be?

I might be

Edwin J. Feulner, Ph.D

Christopher DeMuth

Tony Perkins

Edward H. Crane

Amy Moritz Ridenour

Hell, I might be Cliff May. (Although he probably doesn't.)

But, seriously, you can't take a piss in Washington D.C. without hitting the head of a conservative think tank.

And that will cost him extra.