Things To Do In Denver When You're Dem

The New York Times is reporting that Howard Dean has selected Denver as the site of the 2008 Democratic Party Convention.

The Republican convention will be held in either Salt Lake City or up George Bush's ass, depending on whether Willard Romney or John McCain is the nominee.

This is good news for us West Coast rappers, even though Dean passed over the most appropriate choice, San Francisco. The 3,000 mile trip and thin air will render the Beltway pundits more disoriented than usual. Me, I'm already polishing up my resume to snag one of those all-access blogger credentials.