(Warning: The following post is extremely juvenile.)

Hello. Do You Have Prince Albert In A Can?

No, he only comes in a condom.

Or not.

"Midway through the official yearlong mourning period for his father, just as [Prince Albert of Monaco] the bachelor prince was trying to assimilate his new responsibilities and project the gravitas expected of him as a ruler, a former flight attendant announced with rather graphic detail in Paris-Match that she and Prince Albert had conceived a son, Alexandre, who was born two years ago.

"'It was a very difficult moment for me,' he said with characteristic understatement, adding that he is still 'coming to terms' with the unintended fatherhood. When asked if he believed he was tricked into having a child, as the mother's account suggested, he was unflinching. 'Yes, I think I was set up,' he said." (link)

Let me get out the world's second smallest violin for the poor prince.

The potentate asserts that young Alexandre will never ascend to the throne of Monaco, but he may try to get him a job at Albertson's.