Mickey Kaus, The New Milton Berle

Except much tinier.

Kaus, September 26:

P.S.: The joint Meet appearance by three NYT columnists seemed like a marketing gimmick. (Next they're going to be given away to audience members on Oprah!)

The Onion, September 21:

Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

Comedy. It's just that easy.