Grand Old Police Blotter: Idiot Son of An Asshole Edition

TBogg has the details.

Resisting arrest is now a private matter.

The little pr*ck assaulted a police officer. Quite ineffectually, of course.

Officers said he intoxicated [sic] and could have posed a danger to himself and others, said TABC Captain David Ferrero.

The family biography, in one sentence.