An actual e-mail to Roger Ailes:

To whom it may concern:

We have suffered greatly over the past fifteen years, having had our name associated with lies and malicious smears. We raised our son to tell the truth, to respect the privacy of others and not to have sex with produce. We have no idea what happened. We do not agree with the dishonest, politically-motivated bile of our son. He now promotes a corrupt administration at the expense of our family's good name and reputation. Believe us, had we known, we would have had him committed. At a minimum.


Sincerely,

Mr. and Mrs. Drudge