Meanwhile, the sad right-wing blogger, Mister Ed, ponders Senator Kerry's Yale transcript and squeezes out this deep thought:

"The key difference, of course, is that Bush never pretended to be a great student at college, just as he never pretended to be a war hero."

Well, Bush never saved the lives of his fellow soliders, never engaged the enemy in combat and never killed an enemy in combat. But Bush did pretend:

"I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war."

Apparently Bush took part in a secret combat mission along with his comrades Ronald Reagan, Joe Ellis and Bill O'Reilly.

(Sorry, no link to Mister Ed. Read this instead.)