Armstrong Williams, Math Major

The disgraced, but not sufficiently disgraced, conservative commentator shows us why he was on the payroll of the Bush Department of Education:

"Jackson had been accused of ten charges -- four counts of committing lewd acts with a child, four counts of plying the child with alcohol, and one count of holding the boy and his family against their will. The charges carried a maximum penalty of 20 years in jail."

Maybe it would help if you put dollar signs in front of the numbers, Armstrong.