How To Be A G.O.Playa
Step 1: Be white and wear old lady glasses:
"I saw Don as a small-town all-American," Ore said, smiling. "He has that pink, rosy skin. When I first met him he had those big glasses."
Step 2: Get an American-built ride.
"Guys in D.C. are players," said Ore, who speaks with a slight Spanish accent. "Guys in D.C. try to be so suave. They drive Bentleys and Ferraris. Don has a truck."
Step 3: Use the right bling to signal your availability:
Ore, 29, said he wore a college ring instead of his wedding ring when she first met him. Ore said dating someone much older or younger is not a big deal in her culture.
Step 4: Select dating venues which offer the AARP discount:
"We went to movies, dinners," Ore said. "He is very charming, very gentleman. The wine and roses -- that got me."
Step 5: Choose a virtuous lady:
"I'm not someone to sleep around. With Don, it was exclusive."
Step 6: Take chondroitin sulfate supplements to ensure maximum joint flexibility:
Ore said she was saddened by the "acquaintance" comment. "He always said you're my No. 1," Ore said. "He got on his knees many times just to kiss my hand. He called me his angel."
Step 7: Call in favors from the Bush Administration:
She said Sherwood also tried to get her an internship in the White House.
Step 8: Always plan ahead:
She said her parents own two homes in Gaithersburg, Md. -- her younger brother lives in one -- and two in Peru. They were building a home for her nephew, a professional tennis player, on the night of the incident, she said.
"Don knew they were away," she said.
(I have no idea what any of that means.)
Step 9: Don't forget special occasions and holidays:
She said the congressman contacted her on Valentine's Day. "He said to keep quiet and don't talk to police" about the Sept. 15 incident.
Step 10: Keep it on the down low:
Sherwood has not returned several phone calls seeking comment since April 29, when he tried to convince a Times Leader editor not to publish a story on Ore's contentions.
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