BREAKING: Drudge Has Full Head Of Hair Under Hat

Good news for the ladies:

"So are you a gay right-wing Republican?" I ask.

"No, I'm not gay. I was nearly married a few years ago."

And he's not bitter either:

"There's a danger of the internet just becoming loud, ugly and boring with a thousand voices screaming for attention." He is no fan of the blogging phenomenon (weblogs linking sites): "I don't read them. I like to create waves and not surf them. And who are these influential bloggers? You can't name one because they don't exist."

"Like my homosexual experiences. Because I'm not gay."