Wingnut Bloggers Humiliated By Mainstream Media Bully

(Story via Atrios)

John Fund, the man who taught Jonah Goldberg everything he knows about being a doughy pantload, has pissed off an already pissy bunch of rightwing bloggers. No, he didn't date them and then start punching them. He dared to use their laptop computers at the CPAC Conference without their permission.

This really got Kevin McCullough's y-fronts in a knot. Who? Kevin McCullough, the deservedly obscure twat who was last seen making shit up about Ed Asner's supposed affinity for Uncle Joe Stalin.

The third-rater rants at length here, after consulting with fellow whiner Robert Cox, idiot father of that idiot brainchild, The National Debate. Kev sneers that Romeo Fund isn't even a credentialed blogger, but rather a nasty old MSM man. Fund also committed the unpardonable heresy of "thrice" referring to his online column as a blog, when it is not, is not, IS NOT!

Kev was so outraged by the trespass that his command of the language ... well, actually, I think it stayed the same:

"Bloggers have a right to make a statement about the arrogance of the big media with which we are treated. Whether they be for us or against us from an idealogical standpoint is really beside the point."

Cox, meanwhile, chides Fund for thoughlessly leaving Cox's computer logged onto the Wall Street Journal server after finishing his work, even though it was Cox who stupidly left his laptop available for Fund to access.

Now, if I had a laptop, Mr. Fund wouldn't be touching it. So why couldn't these conservative hardmen keep Fund off their machines? You'll never get Michelle Malkin to return your calls, Kev, if you can't even top John Fund.

Update (2/21): Kevin McCullough e-mailed me to point out that he corrected his claim about Ed Asner when he learned he was mistaken. If you follow the "making shit up" link, above, through Atrios's link to the original WorldNetDaily article, you'll see Mr. McCullough's original article and correction.