Flowers for Peggernon

Some jibbering halfwits are raising money to buy flowers for dolphin worshipping knuckle-sucker Peggy Noonan, just because Peg wrote a puffer on wingnut bloggers.

My advice: Don't tell her you grew them yourself, or she'll call you "retards with spades."

p.s. to Peggums: Yes, we saw your piece before someone corrected your incorrect spelling "Drew Pierson." Try writing as if you were sober next time.