L. Brent Bozell's Naughty Bits

The bearded ginger git recalls New Year's Eve at the Buckley Compound.

"...Paris Hilton inserts an entire pineapple into her vagina. A gay man in a biker vest then takes off his pants and puts the entire body of Paris Hilton up his rectum."

Hmmm... why do you think he's gay, Brent?