Year In Review Quiz Answers

Part I: Multiple Guess

1. f. a, b, d and e, but not c.
2. d. 412 billion
3. c. "I answered your question, no, Fox paid nothing [for O'Reilly's harassment].
4. b. Joseph Lieberman
5. d. 27 percent
6. b. "Lying is morally wrong."
7. d. The Republican Noise Machine, by David Brock
8. c. "Karl Rove is what I call my brains trust. I trust his brains."
9. f. All of the above, according to William Safliar's 2003 predictions.
10. e. All of the above

Part II: It Must Be Love

1. Jack Ryan e. Public sex in sex clubs
2. Bill O'Reilly d. Vibrator shaped like a little cock
3. David Smith (Sinclair Broadcasting) h. Blow job by hooker in company Mercedes
4. Representative Ed Schrock c. Cruising phone sex/chat lines
5. Bernard Kerik j. Judith Regan
6. Stephen P. Linnen (Republican staff counsel) i. Exposing himself and photographing victims' reactions
7. Dick Dasen, Sr. b. Sex with impoverished crack addicts, minors (note: actually crank addicts)
8. Tom Wolfe (and his fans) f. Deflowering white college students
9. Unnamed Bush appointee/department head g. Anal sex with a blogger, for $400
10. Kerry Dwayne Stevens (American Family Radio) a. Producing child pornography

Part III: The Year In Quotes

1. Senator Elizabeth Dole
2. Cal Thomas
3. John Moody, Fox News Channel
4. David Brooks
5. Jack Kelley
6. Peggy Noonan
7. Patrick Buchanan
8. Dick Cheney
9. L. Brent Bozell
10. Howie Carr
11. Peggy Noonan
12. The New York Times Editoral Board
13. Big Pharma (aka Drugs Limbaugh)
14. George W. Bush
15. Bill O'Reilly
16. Jay Severin
17. Neil Bush
18. Paul Wolfowitz
19. Alan Keyes
20. George W. Bush (State of the Union Address)

Part VI: Crime Time Live

1. Governor John G. Rowland g. Conspiracy to steal honest services
2. State Representative J. Edward Kerns c. Passing bad checks
3. State Senator Renee Unterman h. Stalking
4. James Tobin, Republican Senatorial Committee i. Telephone harassment (to surpress voter turnout)
5. U.S. Representative Bill Janklow a. Manslaughter
6. Jim Ellis, aide to House Majority Leader Tom DeLay d. Raising illegal campaign contributions
7. County Commissioner Ilona Sanders e. Possession of cocaine and marijuana
8. Andrew Fastow j. Conspiracy to commit fraud
9. State Representative Edwin Sullivan Jr. f. Drunk driving
10. State School Superintendent Linda Schrenko b. Stealing federal funds

Part V: Dr. Phil In The Blank

1. Bin Laden Determined To Strike In U.S.
2. Men who experience an erection for more than 4 hours should seek immediate medical attention.
3. - 5. Not only are we going to New Hampshire, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York.
6. Joe-mentum
7. It is as it was.
8. It's hard work. I understand how hard it is.... It is hard work.
9. Want some wood?
10. Miserable failure