Drop Kick These Idiots

The punters down at the Air Force Acamedy throw a Hail Mary pass, and get intercepted:

The Air Force Academy's longtime football coach has agreed to remove a Christian banner from the team's locker room after school administrators announced they would do more to fight religious intolerance.

Coach Fisher DeBerry agreed Friday to remove the banner, which displayed the "Competitor's Creed," including the lines "I am a Christian first and last ... I am a member of Team Jesus Christ."

DeBerry put the banner up Wednesday to encourage the team, which has experienced one of its worst seasons in recent years, academy spokesman Lt. Col. Laurent Fox said.

Hey, DeBerry, Jesus called. He wants nothing to do with you, loser. Maybe you could try threatening the squad with a tour in Iraq instead.