1-888-FOXVIBE: Two Million Dollars And Ninety-Nine Cents For The First Twenty Minutes...

It's been a rough week for Roger in a couple of different ways, but at least I've never had to pay people I've accused of being blackmailers, and then admit they did nothing wrong.

(Yes, I know O'Reilly negotiated a confidentialty clause to keep his payment secret, and if he wants to deny making a payment, I'll be happy to print his documented denial.)