The Invisible Finger

Dick Fucking Cheney to the unemployed and impoverished: "Let them EBay."

Indicators measure the nation's unemployment rate, consumer spending and other economic milestones, but Vice President Dick Cheney says it misses the hundreds of thousands who make money selling on eBay.

"That's a source that didn't even exist 10 years ago," Cheney told an audience in Cincinnati on Thursday. "Four hundred thousand people make some money trading on eBay."

Just think how much higher that figure would be if EBay allowed the sale of porn and human organs.

(Link via Wonkette)