Crouching Wingnut, Hidden Salami

I have no idea whether the Reverend Paul Crouch paid out over a year's salary to settle a lawsuit claiming he had sex with an ex-convict male employee because the allegations were true. I also have no idea whether God resurrected his wife's pet chicken. And I have no idea whether Paul and Jan bought a tanning bed out of personal vanity or to spread the Gospel:

They said the tanning bed was used to darken the skin of 25 actors cast in TBN stage productions set in Biblical times.

But I doubt too many of their followers would be offended by a pasty faced Jesus.