And When Trent Lott Tried To Plant Them On His Lawn, All Hell Broke Loose

"We're adding another first to our first-ever convention in New York City," said Chairman Gillespie. "Rock stations have DJs, MTV has VJs and Republicans are introducing CJs,"

"Convention Jockeys are a new program feature that will make this convention truly unique. The CJs will set the tone and tell the great stories of our party," said Mr. Harris. "By having jockeys reporting from throughout the arena and from coast to coast, the nation will see the broad and diverse support for President Bush and his vision for a safer world and a more hopeful America."

Who are you kidding, Ed? You've been getting CJs for years.