How The Other Half Lives

If this doesn't make you glad you're not a Republican, nothing will:

A life-size Bill Clinton doll in an "Addams Family" electric chair greeted guests Tuesday at the entrance of Luntz's Fairfax County home.

But... but ... someone compared Bush to Hitler, so it's okay. By the way, that's Republican hack Frank Luntz or, as he's known on MSGOP, "a pollster."

I hope Frank used some bleach on those before the guests arrived.

As the 200 guests -- including Reps. John Sweeney, Jack Kingston and Clay Shaw and former congressmen Bob Livingston and Bill Archer -- wandered through the house and patio, Grover Norquist battled against Rep. Tom Feeney at an old "Missile Command" video game. "Well, there goes Reagan's missile defense," Feeney sighed after an especially lousy shot.

But I thought Bob Livingston returned to Louisiana, in disgrace, to repair his broken marriage. Guess not.

It's okay for Bob, though, since it doesn't sound like Luntz invited any girls to his treehouse bachelor pad.

(Link via Wonkette.)