Sincere Apologies

Sometime last night my monitor decided to malfunction. Right now the entire screen has a pale pink overlay, rendering all the colors various shades of blue and orange. (Picture the Miami Dolphins colors jamming needles into your eyes; it's that painful.) I'm going to have to fiddle around with this and possibly get a new monitor if I can't fix it myself.

Hopefully I can get on another computer and post some items while I'm working on this problem.

Meanwhile, enjoy this pitch for the G.O.P. from Wan Juilliams. I've been waiting all day to crack wise on it, but, really, the jokes just write themselves.