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TBogg has the scoop on this story of Republican Family Values from the Land of Spankin':

CHICAGO - U.S. Senate candidate Jack Ryan pressured and tricked his then-wife into going to sex clubs with "cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling" and tried to get her to have sex in front of others, she alleged in 4-year-old court records released Monday.

In the records from a June 2000 child-custody battle, Ryan's ex-wife - television actress Jeri Ryan of "Star Trek: Voyager" and "Boston Public" fame - alleged that the Republican millionaire's pressure tactics included suggesting once that she owed him a trip to a sex club because he had eaten dinner out with her.

I can't imagine what the ex-wife saw in him, since Locutus of Dork there looks like the bastard child of Screech and a Muppet attacked by a lunatic with an eyebrow pencil.