Fox & Family Values

Reminiscing about Fox News criminal Ollie "Naked Gun" North and reading TBogg brought back some more fond memories of another Fox News consultant, Dick "Spankee" Morris:

Morris admits that the prostitute Sherry Rowlands listened to conversations he had with the president from their suite at the Jefferson Hotel, Washington. However, he insists he did not let his "companion" hear much. She has claimed that during more than 40 "all-nighters" with Morris, between sucking her toes and "being dominated", he liked to let her listen in to calls to Mr Clinton.

Meanwhile, presstitute Brit Hume takes another dive for a Bush.

Brit Hume fits the description. The Fox News anchor did a parachute jump yesterday, shortly before George H.W. Bush did so too, and then interviewed the just-turned-80 former president.

"We reporters are supposed to be up for stuff, aren't we?" Hume, 60, said before taking the plunge. "It's kind of an adventure." He said he determined after Bush invited him that "the level of peril in this was not overwhelming."

I hear Brit tests Neilsie's dates for V.D. too.