Big Pharma, Feminazi

So sayeth young Master Shapiro:

"Divorce, shacking up and single motherhood are just as good as traditional marriage, both for children and for women, feminists claim."

Will Ben stand by his man Rusty? Will he come up with a tale about how his father and grandfather took turns holding down a drug-addled Gaga Shapiro when she insisted on keeping Poppop trapped in a loveless marriage? Or will his head just explode?

Just a couple of weeks ago, Private Benjamin was bewhining that none of the top 50 colleges had tapped Big Pharma to deliver a commencement address. Perhaps administrators didn't want to promote drugs on campus.

And, in his latest column, Benjy reveals that he was stillborn. And he recounts how he paid homage to a coffin. Very interesting. I hope Benny hasn't been picking up some of Rush's nastier habits.