Wankette

Midget Mickey Kaus, who couldn't get a woman to move 10 feet for him without hitting her with his Ford Focus, once again reminds us why he hasn't found that special someone.

"The end of Wonkette? 'Mr. Wonkette' is about to get a job with New York magazine. Presumably his wife will move to New York with him, leaving a gaping void in the nation's capital."

He's got all of the amino acids of Arnold Schwarzenegger, but none of charm, wit or looks.