How Sharper Than A Serpent's Tooth

You'd think that after the old man kept his drunken ass out of Vietnam, Junior Dress-Up would at least have the courtesy not to call Poppy a spineless appeaser.

"The Iraqi people are looking ... at America and saying, are we going to cut and run again? That's what they're thinking as well,'' Bush said. "We're not going to cut and run if I'm in the Oval Office.''

But you'd be wrong.