Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Right Wing Whiner of the Week

Mike Adams, professional victim:

To make matters worse, they have also said that they will not fund "conservative" speakers. I learned after my speech that the CRs were stuck with paying the bill for my hotel room. A university that has no problem paying for porn stars promoting anal sex will not pay any expenses for conservative speakers because they are simply too offensive.

To add insult to injury, the CRs were removed from a room that they had reserved for my speech only minutes before the speech began. We were all ushered into a smaller room cluttered with tables that made it difficult for the audience to listen to my speech. This was the fourth consecutive week that the CRs were bumped out of a room they had specifically reserved.

It's nice to see Mike admit his long-suffering audience isn't bright enough to follow his speech because there was furniture in the room.

But fair is fair. If the UNCG refuses to pay for Ben Shapiro's lodgings when he comes to speak on No Hump Day, I'll personally pay for him to share a single with Tristan Taormino and Mike.

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