Lou's Cannon

Dick "Big-Time" Cheney gave the Washington Press Cwhore its gold star for its toothless reporting since September 2001.

From the hour our country was attacked on September 11th, up to the present, American journalism has produced some of its finest work ever.

Obsequiousness has it privileges. And Tim Russert won't need a Cialis for months.

Just imagine how much Washington journalism would change for the better if someone had hired Chi-Chi's to cater the Gridiron Dinner.

p.s. -- The title refers to the Cheney speechwriter who can't spell the name of St. Ronnie's biographer, and the Weekly Standard editor who published the remarks without proofreading them.