The Lies of The Virgin

Involuntary virgin Ben Shapiro lies like a rug in his latest column.

The first lie is in the title, which accuses President Clinton of "stealing the silverware."

The second in the first sentence, where Shapiro claims Bush was elected in 2000.

The Virgin Ben then claims that Richard Clarke is "now seeking a permanent position in a Kerry administration." Clarke's sworn testimony is to the contrary.

Private Benjamin also claims that Clarke was a Clinton appointee. In fact, Clarke "served the last three Presidents as a senior White House Advisor," and also worked for St. Ronnie.

This young man has a future in the Republican Party, perhaps as a chin implant for Ken Mehlman.