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While Pumpkinhead was choking the chickenhawk yesterday, the following ejaculation was heard:

"I served -- I flew fighters and enjoyed it, and provided a service to our country."

War is fun, said the wartime president. That explains a lot.

Of course, Big Russ knew not to ask the follow up:

"Mr. Bush, after you refused to take a physical in 1972, and were grounded by the National Guard, what service did you provide to our country?"

Why didn't you put that document on the screen, Big Russ?